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Category Archives: Ballwin








Celebrity Rally Squirrel Moves to Ballwin Missouri

St. Louis Cardinals’ Rally Squirrel Relocates to Ballwin Missouri After a nation-wide flirtation with fame,the St. Louis Cardinals’ Rally Squirrel has taken up residence in the Ballwin area. According to sources, the instant notoriety was too much for the little critter to handle. Speculation Abounds Regarding His Exact Whereabouts in Ballwin It was reported that he […]



Parkway School District Earns Perfect Score from Missouri Department of Elementary and Secondary Education

Parkway School District Gets a Perfect Score On Its Annual Performance Report The Missouri Department of Elementary and Secondary Education scores school districts on a performance standard each year.  The report is based upon several measures of achievement such as ACT exam scores, MAP scores and the percentage of students who graduate and continue on […]